Monday, April 25, 2011

Things I Hate:: 4-25-2011 (2)

Motorcycles...well actually motorcyclists

ohh, you are a cool rebel outside the constraints of society. You live free out on the open road...

Well you do on the weekends anyway. When you are off from the post office or what other ass job you have.

by all means ride 2 by 2 on the highway going 5 miles above the speed limit. i like having to be stuck behind you 5 car lengths so i don't run into you...

And by all means do that wave/gesture thing you do when another douche on a motorcycle is going by. "Hi. I don't know you but I see you and I'm on a "hog" too...maybe i should wave every time I see a Kia Spectra. "hey I see you...are you going to your dead end job. yeah me too"

and also you no helmet wearing douchbags...i hope you all get into wrecks where you don't die but get major, wicked injured. So that way you become a drain and burden on the souls of your loved ones...


to summarize, I hate motorcyclists. If the world ever ends, and lawlessness rules the land...jacking up someone on a motorcycle is on my bucket list...

hope you all had a happy easter

Things I Hate: 4-25-2011

any TV shows with "The Real Housewives of..." in the title

By all means Bravo, more tv shows with cunty rich women.

when you have a show with "real housewives" then maybe I'll give a shit...and shows with women who have popped out more than 5 kids do not count...

fuck you Bravo

and what's the deal with that interview show with the gay guy interviewing bravo "stars" and other useless people...

just give me my god damn House reruns and I'll be happy...